Plat du jour--guest submission

Another one from Joanne at mHB.

Living with bobcats II

Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons
This isn't even the first post in my living with bobcats category.

You can't make up stuff like this

Bachelorette party prop spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest

WICHITA - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
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Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.

Weekly free associations

I've really gotten behind on these.

1. Studio :: City


2. Meetup :: TG


3. Ostrich :: feathers


4. Jokes :: Hilarity


5. Estranged :: Husband


6. Random :: Error


7. Slap :: Shot


8. Hotel room :: Key


9. Inscribe :: ??


10. Polar :: Bear

1. Sunburn :: Relief


2. Aquarium :: Monterey


3. Otter :: Beaver


4. Awesome :: Valley girl


5. LOL :: ;)


6. Accordion :: Joke


7. Hot Pocket :: Food


8. Grandstand :: Seat


9. Shaved :: Head


10. Upgrade :: Software

1. Mourning :: Elektra


2. Approval :: Loan


3. Lotion :: Moisturize


4. Perspire :: Sweat


5. Language :: English


6. Defection :: Communist


7. Play :: Ball!


8. Graphic :: Design


9. Spicy :: Meatballs


10. In love :: With

HT to Unconscious Mutterings.